Dear Lady Gaga:

We totally don’t get you. Don’t be offended, we’re old. I didn’t get Andy Warhol either (maybe L-A did…I can’t speak for her…I can only post Country Music videos when she’s sick (has anyone noticed that I always ensure Country Music has a capital “C” and a capital “M”?)). The thing is though, we sort of have to thank you. Apparently, you have fans as fanatical as the “twi-hards” and these fans are all over our disco stick of a blog due to a post we made (and forgot about) on your pantless attire.

We love your fans though! And we welcome them to our little vain existance we call our blog. To keep em’ coming, I offer them this:

I’ll even give you this, Ms. Gaga, your music videos entertain me…and I am so rarely entertained.

And since it appears we get more hits when we mention your name, I will simply end with this Lady Gaga, Lady Gaga, Lady Gaga, Lady Gaga, Lady Gaga, Lady Gaga, Lady Gaga

Best,

Ally G and L-A

P.S. We agree that the beat is indeed “sick”

pp.s. I sort of get Andy Warhol, but that’s because he’s been dead long enough for me to get him. I still do not understand what you have against pants Lady Gaga. I really don’t. xoxo. L-A.