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AllyG: It is Sunday. I am hungover. Every time my fingers hit the keyboard it sounds like Dina Lohan screaming in my ear. I am committed to bringing you your Monday shoe fix, so without further ado I present part two of Sarah’s shoe collection. These photos are almost as yummy as ibuprofen.

White Floral: Transit. I take it back to Barbie, I have always wanted to host a Garden Party and when I do, these will be on my feet. (Ally: When I saw these, my first thought was, “OUTRAGEOUS!” Outrageous in a good way of course. My second thought was:

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Yah, no idea either. I’ll come to your garden party, Sarah. It would be an honour.)

Silver: Winners. Trend check: Metallic, yep. Faux reptile, yep. (Ally: Aw,they’re kissing)


Chinese Laundry: Winners. Nope, I don’t wear them before the 2-4 weekend, or after Labour Day. Won’t do it, no matter how many articles are written that say you can.

Black Moc Crocs: Winners. Watch out Cornell, I will wear these CFM heels whenever I damn well please. (Ally: I just laughed so hard I almost brought up last night’s bottle small glass of wine).

Gold: The Bay. Yep the Bay, and yep I bought it for one occassion and haven’t worn them since. But it was for a Madonna concert, so its allowable.


Carton: Transit. I bought these awhile ago and don’t remeber really ever wearing them to be honest…(Ally: These shoes remind me of that Pink video…

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And I like Pink, so that’s a Care Bear Sunshine comment from moi!)

Brown: Aldo. I liked the sequence flower, I like the suede, these just never seem to pop out of the closet at me (yet obviously, they popped off the store shelves and into my hands)


Pirate: Internet. Are pirate shoes needed? (yes, rhetorical question)


Animal d’orsay: Internet. Ok, I lied. It turns out I need to have more than one pair of animal print shoes..


Blue metallic: Vegas. Remeber that shoe store from Vegas? Well these were my 100th pair of shoes bought and a picture was taken at the store. And the employees all stared.

Ally: Hold up. You bought 100 pairs of shoes at one store? In Vegas? That is all kinds of awesome.

Big ups to Sarah for showcasing her wares. It takes a lot of time to pull out your shoes and take photos, we get that. So thank you for making us, our readers and the people who land on our site searching for “leggings ass” very happy!

As for me, I’m off to shove as many chicken burgers in my face as possible. It’s going to be very, very ugly if my husband forgot to put my fries in the oven to go with dinner. Ugly like when Beau caught Hope and John in bed together on Days of our Lives:

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The acting by Hope in this segment is truly extraordinary. The way she lays on the bed repeatedly saying, “Beau, no!” and covering her face while her lover gets pummelled is so inspired.

8 Responses to Shoe Porn Monday: Sarah’s Shoe Collection, Part Two

  1. Krista says:

    That is, without a doubt, the greatest fight scene in the history of the world. Better than the opening sequence of Saving Private Ryan. It’s been a long time since I’ve watched DOOL, so what in the name of Possessed Marlenas what John doing getting it on with Hope? Why didn’t John just raise his eyebrow and shut it down?

    I enjoyed Sarah’s shoes, too, especially the Barbie Garden Party ones.

    • allygarbs says:

      “Why didn’t John just raise his eyebrow and shut it down”. I peed myself a little after reading that. Surprisingly, despite being off on mat leave, I have not become attached to any soap opera (this comment is sure to get judgey moms everywhere on the attack, “WE ARE TOO BUSY TO WATCH SOAP OPERAS). I am thinking I should tune into DOOL today to see wtf is up with Beau and Hope. I miss the old Beau. The new Beau is icky.

      • L-A says:

        Such inspired use of videos in a post! This is why I love you!

        My soaps were AW and GH, but this was great.

        Also, love the shoes.

  2. Paula Daigle says:

    So I have been checking Ally’s blog whenever I see “shoe porn” on her facebook status, and have not been disappointed yet! Great stuff – I also especially LOVE the Garden party shoes. If we had Transit in Abu Dhabi, I would run out and buy them for Friday night! FAB. Loving this blog Ally!

  3. Tara says:

    LOL – I love it that you included that scene from Days of Our Lives. I (embarrassingly) used to love that show. John is such an amazing actor ;) Great post – love the metallic reptile heels and the peep toe leopards!

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