Ally: I don’t know…is it so HARD for Pretend Boyfriends to get anything right? I mean, sure L-A had to deal with Ryan Gosling playing some string instrument on the streets of NYC, but a lip tat? A LIP TATTOO? FML, YelaWolf. FML.
P.S. My 35 year old ass wore those sunglasses yesterday while out for a walk with my baby daughter in the muthafuck’n suburbs. Chew on that with your new ink.
You made me do this.